• I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames
    Isaac Newton's birthday
    I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, I  couldn't actually reach it
    I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin
    I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy
    I locked the paper in my trunk but a four dimensional dog got in and ate it
    I couldn't figure out whether i am the square root of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.\
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